I've decided to do the celebrity gossip site sifting FOR you! I'll then condense the goods for your reading enjoyment.
Here is the condensed Celebrity Gossip for today, November 5, 2009:
- Lady Gaga wore a wig.
- It's Kevin Jonas' birthday today. He's still ugly.
- Nicholas Cage did something or said something with tired looking eyes and a concerned brow.
- Two ladies wore the same dress to a fashion event. There was a poll conducted on a website... and 56% of readers preferred one of the girls in the outfit, while 44% preferred the other one in it.
- It is still unclear who Mischa Barton is.
- Madonna went out walking. She was wearing leggings.
- Elton John was sick but now he's better.
- Dan Rather is handsome.
- Amy Winehouse has been tanning and got her hair trimmed.
- Nicole Forrester confirms she had sex with Josh Duhamel!! (unfortunately, no one knows who either of these people are.)
- Adam Lambert is ready for love! Horray!1
- Kirstie Alley dyed her hair a different color than it was before.