Tuesday, November 24, 2009

A Hairy Herring?

So today, I got to thinking...

How cute would fish be if they had hair??? Am I right??!

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Get in the Jaucsi With Baldylocks!

Or "When Online Resort Reviews Go Wrong"

I've been doing a lot of research on resorts lately. Part of that research includes reading endless reviews by previous patrons. Here is one review that was quite a bit more interesting than the others:

" Honeymoon "

Submitted By: ********

Seeview room with jaucsi on balcony. Free bottle of champagne every mornin. Loved everything about the resort,food brilliant,entertainment,brilliant drinks brilliant. The stay there can not be outdone. But when got home, wife f*%@d off with her X. Enjoy The Tequila bar,its fab.

Cheers from Baldylocks. xxx

Perhaps she didn't appreciate his spelling and language? Or the fact that he stayed at the Tequila Bar the whole honeymoon. Strange that she wouldn't want to enjoy "jaucsi"s with Baldylocks for the rest of her days. She's clearly missing out.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

EBWN Comic

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Erin Berjaine's Juicy Celebrity Gossip!

If you've ever tried sifting through the internet pages of Celebrity Gossip sites, you know how difficult it is to find the goods. You have to read through thousands and thousands of stories to find the juice. There you are with your empty gossip juice glass out, ready to be filled, hands shaking for the juice... and then ... nothing. You look and look, and nothing. There is so much filler out there.

I've decided to do the celebrity gossip site sifting FOR you! I'll then condense the goods for your reading enjoyment.

Here is the condensed Celebrity Gossip for today, November 5, 2009:

  • Lady Gaga wore a wig.

  • It's Kevin Jonas' birthday today. He's still ugly.

  • Nicholas Cage did something or said something with tired looking eyes and a concerned brow.

  • Two ladies wore the same dress to a fashion event. There was a poll conducted on a website... and 56% of readers preferred one of the girls in the outfit, while 44% preferred the other one in it.

  • It is still unclear who Mischa Barton is.

  • Madonna went out walking. She was wearing leggings.

  • Elton John was sick but now he's better.

  • Dan Rather is handsome.

  • Amy Winehouse has been tanning and got her hair trimmed.

  • Nicole Forrester confirms she had sex with Josh Duhamel!! (unfortunately, no one knows who either of these people are.)

  • Adam Lambert is ready for love! Horray!1

  • Kirstie Alley dyed her hair a different color than it was before.

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