Thursday, April 30, 2009

Let's Go On a Google Adventure!


I have writer's block galore. So, please forgive the lack of new blogs lately. Nothing funny has happened to me in DAYS!!! hrm.

So, let's Google together!
We'll go on a Google adventure! See if we can't drudge up some funny or interesting Google images.

A cat bathing bag ??? I don't really get this. But I'm thinking that putting a cat into a BAG before throwing it into water would make it panic slightly. No?

Here's a funny book man!! haha. He's a MAN made out of books!!

hahaha. WHEN PIGS FLY!!!! Am I right?!

hahahahaha. This is funny.

Ugghhh. I love this.

This is a pretty good product name, I guess.


Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Bad Kijiji Ad...
Multi talented customer service ambasaddor

I wanted to share with you a funny Kijiji Ad I came across a while ago. It's one of the worst "Looking For a Job" Ads I've ever seen. I will bold my favorite parts:

Multi talented customer service ambasaddor

Ad ID: 105924007

Visits: 38

Address: Edmonton, AB View map
Location: Edmonton
Date Listed: 10-Feb-09

Hey Employers,

I'm looking for a job. I'm not entirely sure what I'd like to do though. I know that I like working with people. I'm great with computers... emails, word, excel, graphic design, etc. I have great phone etiquette and really enjoy talking. I'm very friendly and easy to deal with. I learn very quickly.

The down side... I really like to take initiative. Sometimes I take on more than I can handle and some tasks get neglected. It's something that I'm working on though. I have an issue working with men who have a bad temper also. It's not something I can fully explain.

umm.... yeah... "hey employers"??? We all assume that you're most likely lying on your couch, eating crisps and scratching yourself, but you don't have to sound like that's what you're doing. And you're bringing up issues with men in your Want Ad? hahaha. ALSO, I'm pretty sure we shouldn't mention that sometimes tasks get neglected when you're on the job. Not a fantastic selling point.

I found this ad to share with you a couple of months ago, and now the ad is no longer up! Sorry! But I'm sure she got herself a very good job. In fact, right now, she's probably out there somewhere, neglecting important tasks and having nervous break downs in a corner. Oh, also greeting customers like this, "heyyyyy."

Friday, April 10, 2009

MS Paint Easter Submissions!

Everyone must have been busy this week coloring Easter eggs*, so we only received two submissions to the MS Paint Easter semi-contest. Here are the two entries.

From Matt:

And from a drunken E-mail I received this morning. Perhaps from Effen Giver?:

I think it's fair to say that they are both lovely and perhaps instead of a contest, we should just sit back and look at these paintings and think about Easter. Think about spring, and family and smiling in the sunshine. Also, I think Matt wins.

Please enjoy this late submission:

Happy Easter, everyone!!!!! :~)

*Ignoring me

Monday, April 6, 2009

Easter MS Paintings!

Easter is just around the bunny hill, so I thought maybe I'd share some MS Paint artwork I did just for YOU!

hee hee! Isn't he THE MOST?

I'd love it if you'd send me YOUR MS Paint Easter masterpieces! I will post them here and we'll look them over together and smile, laugh and/or vomit. Email 'em to me:

I don't know if we should make it a contest, though ... after what happened LAST TIME. (I don't know how to link to an older blog post from the past, but if I did know how, I'd have done it just then when I typed in "LAST TIME." And then YOU would be redirected to a different web page and then YOU would read about how one time, a KGWN Reader PLAYED A HOAX on all of us and cheated and WON the contest under HOAXING circumstances!!!! :-O )

So, leave your thoughts on whether you think we should do a contest. AND, send in your MS Paint - Easter editions to me! Deadline for submissions: Friday 10am. All pictures I receive will be posted up on Friday afternoon.

And, if I don't get any entries, I will simply re-post this beautiful MS Paint Easter painting that I did and we can all enjoy it again! :~)
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