Boy dandy! (is that a saying?) I stumble across some pretty awesome kijiji ads every so often! This one says:
Seeking Woman Willing To Wrestle!
I'm looking for a strong athletic female that is willing to wrestle semi-competitively against a man. Paid, and totally safe.
Halt the new job search! I'm going to apply! He says it's totally safe. What could possibly go wrong?
(Also, isn't every man seeking this? A woman willing to wrestle?)