Sunday, January 25, 2009

Seeking Woman Willing To Wrestle


Boy dandy! (is that a saying?) I stumble across some pretty awesome kijiji ads every so often! This one says:


Seeking Woman Willing To Wrestle!

I'm looking for a strong athletic female that is willing to wrestle semi-competitively against a man. Paid, and totally safe.



Halt the new job search! I'm going to apply! He says it's totally safe. What could possibly go wrong?

(Also, isn't every man seeking this? A woman willing to wrestle?)


3 comments:

  1. "semi-competitively"?

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  2. Yeah... I think that's wrestler jargon for "can't sue, re: sexual assault."

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