One of my least favorite sayings of all time is "brain fart." I just think it's sooooooooo gross. I hate it!!! Believe me, I am a firm believer in free speech, but not when it comes to saying that you had a "brain fart." I cringe every single time I hear it.
So please imagine my inward reaction when, earlier today, one of my co-workers said this to me:
"I just had a brain fart in the bathroom!!!!"
.... there has GOT to be a better way to say that. A brain fart in the bathroom?? What??!