That's right folks, Dave's years of finely honed MS penis painting has finally paid off!
Let's take another look at Dave's winning contribution...
Dave has won a delicious seasoned CORNISH GAME HEN!!!
(whispering: I will put it in the mail for you tonight, okay, Dave? Don't worry about freshness... I'll ship it express. :D)
Once again, thanks to all who entered this contest. You ALL have a special place in my heart. awww.