Wednesday, August 14, 2013

A Talking Cat!?! - the movie

OMG you guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have what they refer to in the biz as a "lead." A lead is a juicy piece of info that you, like, super want to share with your blog readers.

Sometimes in life, you'll come across something truly shocking and wondrous. A moment that simultaneously warms your heart and makes you want to puke forever. Last night I had such a discovery.

Scrolling through Netflix, I saw this movie/feature program - the title is, and I quote, "A Talking Cat!?!" - true title, including all necessary punctuation marks. 

Here is a pic of the cover. 

You can see why this caught my attention. So, with bated breath, I watched a few minutes of this feature film. It really is probably the best worst thing I've ever seen. 

The voice over work is soooooooooo terrible. And look at the animation!! This is actually what my own mouth looked like as I watched it.

I plan on watching the full 1 hour and 8 minutes very soon & will report back, re: goodness factor.

edit: I could barely get through this 1 minute and 30 second movie trailer.. maybe I can't do it. hint: start at 0:55 for the goods A Talking Cat!?! Movie Trailer

Monday, October 29, 2012


Halloween is just around the corner. The scary, spooooky, terrrrifying corner. And let me tell you, nothing is as terrifying as holding a MS Paint contest and only getting one entry every week. HAHA. ahh, it hurts. Anyway..

We have now received a resounding FOUR entries so the voting can begin!

Please vote for your favorite in the comments section below.  

The winner will receive a really cool & awesome prize that may or may not cost under $5. It will be fashionable and useable. mmm... useable. 

Entry #1 "ERMAHGERD"



ENTRY #3 : "Halloweenie"



bonus painting: "GUS THE JACK'O'LANTERN" (not part of contest)




Monday, February 27, 2012

FAVORITE Tweeter / Person of All Time = Chris SimpsonsArtist

Something happened to me yesterday. 

I discovered my favorite tweeter of all time. A man so hilarious and unique and silly that he has restored my faith in comedy and reignited my love of the art of ridiculousness!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

I am addicted. 


I first feel in love with his bio: "I like drawing detailed portraits & playing tricks on my mum & chatting to my friends & being really sweet." UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!! How darling? 

Just go and read through his replies to people.. they are the funniest, most ridiculous adorable things ever. (British accent in your head mandatory.)

Some examples:

i know loads of really good facts and a mouse has the same shape smile as a person as well but it is just got more hair on it xox

smiling is easy when you think of something sweet like a baby mole xox

i can tell really good bedtime stories and i say come and listen to me in a soft voice like a old man as well xox

i am just doing quite a thin smile just now it is quite tight as well xox

i am just watching my television with my baby mole tired eyes xox

i am making necklaces and there is so many beads i cant stop laughing xox

neil is quite a good name because it sounds like someone having a bit of a rest xox
ughghghh I'm obsessed.

In addition to all of this, he draws super sweet art.... which can be seen here.. Pictures that I Gone and Done

Monday, October 31, 2011



AND THE WINNER of the Karyn Germain Newsletter MS Paint Halloween contest is.............*DRUMROLL*

Zombie Cat by Sherri D ! Sherri wins a piece of crap that I will make with my own 2 hands!!!!!!!!! Congratulations, Sherri!!!!!!!

So, get practicing for the KGN MS Paint CHRISTMAS edition coming soon (at Christmas time)!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

KGN MS Paint Halloween Contest!!!!
The Annual SCAREFEST!!!!!!

After months of anticipation, weeks of excitement, and days of nagging & begging, I bring to you - our ENTRIES IN 

Please vote for your favorite MS Paint creation in the comments section.

Entry #1: Are YOU my Mother?

Entry #2: Masterpiece

Entry #3: Zombie Cat

Entry #4: Happy Halloween, Jerks!

Entry #5: Bats for Candy

(Yes this one's mine... I couldn't resist! ....I had a lot of extra time while I waited for the entries to pour in.)

Thursday, October 6, 2011

The KGWN MS Paint HALLOWEEN Contest!
Will YOU have a ghost of a chance?

(BEST Halloween picture ever!)
Raking the leaves. 

Breathing in the crisp fall air. 

Carving the annual pumpykin. 

Binging and purging on tootsie rolls. 

Ahh, yes. Fall! It's that time of year again. Which means  Halloween is just around the bend! Ooooh! Spooky! AND You know what that means, long time readers! It’s time for the KGWN Halloween MS Paint Contest!
Pirate Puppy

Please create a Halloween-based picture in MS Paint. No rules! (The only rule of the Karyn Germain Newsletter MS Paint Halloween Contest is that the contest has to have a really long name.)

Email your entry to  

Deadline is MIDNIGHT *owl and bat sounds* on October 19  
I will post all entries on October 20 – and voting will begin {begin, begin} (reverb).

~1 vote per member unless you sign in anonymously and vote again. Must be of legal stupid age to vote. Purchase of an annual KGWN membership required. 

Here's my entry:

The prize* will be a lovely item I will pick out at a later date!!!

Click Here to see the entries from last year. Last year we had so many grand entries, we had a tie for winner

Soooo good luck! Have fun. And hey. Stay safe.

* Please note: Prize may be a terrible item, close to garbage in nature

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